Has anyone ever heard of a Kiwano? It's a spiney melon from New Zealand. Jeff and I were at Publix the other day and thought, "hmm...it's orange, spiney, and from New Zealand, so it must be delightful and yummy." Orange you glad you got a Kiwano? SIKE! I cut this thing open today only to find it full of green, gooey seeds like ectoplasm. I was very displeased to say the least. And it tasted like what I imagine the green catepillers mushed up must have tasted like in the new Willy Wonka movie. So disappointing. Fear the Kiwano. Fear it. Do not be decieved by the beautiful colors and spines as we were.
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HAR HAR!! I laughed out loud! Oh Brooke, you make life great!
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